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Real Managers.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009

A team of Managers were given an assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.
The Managers got out to the flagpole with ladders and tapes.
They were falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures - the whole
thing was just a mess.
An Engineer came along that way and seen what they were trying to do, then walked
over, pulled the flagpole out of the ground, laid it flat, measured it from end
to end, gave the measurement to one of the managers and walked away.
After the Engineer had gone, one manager turned to another, laughed and said,
"See this idiot. We're looking for height and he gives the length !!!"
Moral:  "No matter what good you do, your Managers always find faults in you".

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Line of Communication
Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Engineer to Team Leader: “We can’t do this proposed project.  It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this system.  And above that, no body in our company knows the formulation in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, they can’t.  If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never take these types of projects.”

Team Leader to Project Manager: “This project will involve a design change.  Currently, we don’t have any staff that has experience in this type of work.  Also, the language is unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take this project.  In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a project of this nature.”

Project Manager to General Manager: “This project involves a design change in the system and we don’t have much experience in that area.  Also, not many people in our company are appropriately trained for it.  In my personal opinion, we might be able to do the project but we would need more time than usual to complete it.”

General Manager to Vice President: “This project involves design re-engineering.  We have some people who have worked in this area and others who know the implementation language.  So they can train other people.  In my personal opinion we should take this project, but with caution.”

Vice President to CEO: “This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in remodeling the design of a complete legacy system.  We have all the necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully.  Some people have already given in house training in this area to other staff members.  In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us under any circumstances.”

CEO to Client: “This is the type of project in which our company specializes.  We have executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients.  Trust me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for doing this kind of work.  It is my personal opinion that we can execute this project successfully and well within the given time frame.”

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EXCELLENT THOUGHT PROCESS!!!

CEO's (of J.P Morgan) Fantastic reply to a Pretty Girl

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(? ), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks & are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, & who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
Awesome reply:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here. From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...
signed,
CEO
J.P. Morgan

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Hidden Meanings of Words Used by Women , Leaked !!

TEN WORDS WOMEN USE
1.Fine  : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up(that is when fine is sort of a question... fine ?).... or it might mean... she is not at all fine with the crap you are talking(when fine is a statement.... fine!!).

2· Five Minutes  : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. However,five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3· Nothing  : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 

4· Go Ahead  : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5· Loud Sigh  : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement of women misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of   nothing.) 

6· That's Okay  : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

7· Thanks  : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). 

8· Whatever  : Is a woman's way of saying' I 'm least bothered ' ! 

9· Don't worry about it, I got it  : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. 

10· Forget  : She tells you to forget means that she will remember it and raise it at the appropriate time.

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